i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
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my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
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You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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