Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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