On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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