WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
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worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
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the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
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