even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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