I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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