is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
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