Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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