Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
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