why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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