You're so nebulous sometimes
I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
only if we run a train.
done.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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