No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
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