I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize