my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
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apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
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Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Randomize