so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
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She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
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I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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