you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
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