it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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