these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
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bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
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He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I forget how to act sober
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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