apparently the secret to your success is patron
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
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Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
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I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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