I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
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are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
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i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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