You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
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