If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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