This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
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No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
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Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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