we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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