There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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