She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
She bit a glass in half.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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