god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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