i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Holy sore nipples Batman
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
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