They should really pass out barf bags in church
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
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I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
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She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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