His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Randomize
