So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
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Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
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I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Can you repeat that, but with context?
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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