But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
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What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
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so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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