Nicole vs. Life
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
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Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
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If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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