I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
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We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
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Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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