This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
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Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
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all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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