I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
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