Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
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drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
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These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
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