I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
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we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
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All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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