i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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