How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
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of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
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Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
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