i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I told her you were a premature ejaculator. She nodded and said "Really? Wow, how long's he been a Pilot for?"
you are both the best and worst wingman ever.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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