so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
Randomize
