normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
organizing the empties. That sober.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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