1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
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If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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