it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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