do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
we should paint friendship bongs
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