did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
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Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
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We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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