Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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