So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
