forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
Randomize
