Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
My vagina just clenched in fear
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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