Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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