So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
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So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
ok first of all what the fuck
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