I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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