Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
this morning i woke up under the kitchen table. i went to my room and there was an inflatable whale in my bed with a banana duct taped to where its penis should be. there were trails of cheez-its around my apartment and i found $67 in the crotch of my underwear. im guessing i had a very happy birthday.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Randomize
