therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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