6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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